Dear company,
I'm looking for a job, but I'm really tired of filling out the same information over and over again. Can't you just read the application I filled out for the last company? Better yet, can't you just hire me right now?
Thanks for understanding my non-desire to fill out any more forms with information about myself.
Sincerely,
Heidi
A.k.a. Your best future employee if you'd just hire me already.
I thought I would say something about how I understand, but it has been many, many years since I ever even thought about applying for a job, so what I will say is, "Good luck." (And find a job close to home because we have to share a car!)
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