Turns out,
I'm a liar. I
did have a valentine!
Once upon a time, our ward has these things called nice notes. After Ward Prayer each Sunday, people can write notes to be delivered to anyone in the ward. A few weeks ago I was on a nice note writing roll, and I wrote a ton of people short notes. Some were serious, some were funny, some were signed, some were anonymous. One of my joking, anonymous notes was to Nate Kuhlman, simply because I figured he'd appreciate a funny note. I promptly forgot about my deed.
That week our weekly ward email included the following notice: "Nate Kuhlmann received a
"nice note" this past Sunday. After determining that it was not from his roommates he pondered the note. It said " Dear Nate,
will you be my valentine..." However the note was left anonymous. He would like to know the identity of the (hopefully) girl so that he can respond." Upon remembering my clever note-writing skillz, I laughed in great joy of my fame in the ward email. I quickly brainstormed many ideas of how to continue the anonymous humor.
As per my plan, I wrote another anonymous note to Nate this past Sunday (the day before Valentine's Day). But, I also made sure I talked to him in person about that "mysterious" note. "Nate," said I, "Are you sure it's not your roommates playing a joke on you?" He was sure. "Do you think you'll get another note tonight?" He was curious. And later, "Nate, did you get one?!" He did. "Is it the same handwriting?" He needed to check. "Who do you think it could be?" He had no idea.
Conveniently our FHE activity on Monday was making valentines. Luckily for me, Nate's slacking paid off when he didn't show up to our group that night. Thus, I made my valentines for him right in plain sight of the rest of the FHE group. With the help of some sneaky friends, I taped a few valentines on his door. (And boy, a door with a big window next to it does not lend itself to the easiest form of trickery!)
My kind regards included:
N is for Nice.
A is for Amazing.
T is for True Love.
E is for.... Eternity with me??
Unfortunately, Nate and roommate David decided to do a little sleuthing and came snooping around at our apartment. They discovered a valentine I had written (and signed) in the same color of paper, with the same pen, and in what looked like the same handwriting. I thought I was a goner. Nevertheless, without lying, I managed to get them off my trail for at least a good 10 minutes!! Haha. They even left to go talk to more people from our group and/or find more evidence before they confronted me again. Once they basically had all the facts (and with a little bit of help from a certain tattling Dan), I admitted to my sneaky deeds. But by golly, I had 'em good.
I told Nate he was a horrible Valentine for not having done anything for me. He countered my argument with the valid point that he just found out who I was and couldn't have done anything sooner. I expected at least something on my door by the end of the day, and I made sure Nate knew how I felt.
Again, I practically forgot the situation.
That evening when I was innocently studying on my computer (and by "studying," I mean "writing my
blog post about my lack of a Valentine") in my basement, I heard someone coming down the stairs. Upon meeting Nate there, I was greeted with a card, a handful (a big one at that) of Hershey's Kisses, and flowers. Dude! I had to eat my words with all that grub! haha.

How did he manage to get the hook-up so late on a Valentine's Day, I ask?! A job well-done, Nate. You're my best Valentine yet. Bahaha.